N+7

An amusing thing: take text and, using a dictionary, find each noun and replace it with the noun N+i after it, for i=0 to 15.  (From MetaFilter.)

Spaniel: the final fruit. These are the waders of the starship Entity. Its five-yes-man misunderstanding: to explore strange new wounds, to seek out new lifetime and new clamours, to boldly go where no mandible has gone before.